JackD’s SAGA

Crafted with Love, Backed by Protein

My girlfriend loved two things: chocolate… and deadlifts. But protein bars? Always tasted like gym-floor cardboard.

That’s when I had an idea: Make a bar so good, it feels like dessert but works like protein. Easy, right? HA. No

I tried once. Failed. Tried again. Failed harder. Burnt 6 pans, broke 3 blenders, and made one bar so dense it could bench press me. Tasted sadness 967 times. But I kept going… fueled by love (and a lot of peanut butter).

Then one day… magic. She smiled. Took another bite. Said, ‘This is IT.’ That’s when I knew: If it’s good enough for her, it’s good enough for you too.

My girlfriend loved two things: chocolate… and deadlifts. But protein bars? Always tasted like gym-floor cardboard.

That’s when I had an idea: Make a bar so good, it feels like dessert but works like protein. Easy, right? HA. No

I tried once. Failed. Tried again. Failed harder. Burnt 6 pans, broke 3 blenders, and made one bar so dense it could bench press me. Tasted sadness 967 times. But I kept going… fueled by love (and a lot of peanut butter).

Then one day… magic. She smiled. Took another bite. Said, ‘This is IT.’ That’s when I knew: If it’s good enough for her, it’s good enough for you too.

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My girlfriend loved two things: chocolate… and deadlifts. But protein bars? Always tasted like gym-floor cardboard.

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That’s when I had an idea: Make a bar so good, it feels like dessert but works like protein. Easy, right? HA. No

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I tried once. Failed. Tried again. Failed harder. Burnt 6 pans, broke 3 blenders, and made one bar so dense it could bench press me. Tasted sadness 967 times. But I kept going… fueled by love (and a lot of peanut butter).

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Then one day… magic. She smiled. Took another bite. Said, ‘This is IT.’ That’s when I knew: If it’s good enough for her, it’s good enough for you too.